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I am an Angelina Jolie Fetishist
John Rhodes
Male/United States
Birthday
October 22
Why I Am Here
- To herd llamas
- To show my artwork to the world
- To become a better artist
Last Visit: 7 weeks ago
Flies Do Too!!!
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Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Whilst perusing an interactive computational tube, my transisted neuronal signals screamed into my thinking head ball when a series of events led me to your cyber-folio. Mayhap it was only a spasm of my bosom flesh mound, but ogling your brain ejaculations just happened to create a stimulatory sensation in one or more jointed peripherals of the biological shell with which I do so enjoy spending time in.
Although not temporally quaking, your brain ejaculations are indeed on the side of "Anti-fallacious". And as you may not be able to comprehend it currently, I am giving a steady heave of cognitively inhibiting beverages in your present direction.
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The bartender says "We don't serve tachyons here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
I seriously cannot even begin to think of a reply worthy of your comment. Just know that I will save your comment and remember it as the best comment ever on deviantart!
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I'd much rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
Sta.sh
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...If that made any sense...
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Although not temporally quaking, your brain ejaculations are indeed on the side of "Anti-fallacious". And as you may not be able to comprehend it currently, I am giving a steady heave of cognitively inhibiting beverages in your present direction.
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The bartender says "We don't serve tachyons here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
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I'd much rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
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I'll taste it but it'll proably end up in your mouth
Seto: quickly mokuba to the Kaiba Cave!!
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Crona = Wins
All toasters toast BREAD mario XD
Welcome to the tea party!
Come join me an the hatter :3
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I'd much rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
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I'll taste it but it'll proably end up in your mouth
Seto: quickly mokuba to the Kaiba Cave!!
~*~*~*~*~
Crona = Wins
All toasters toast BREAD mario XD
Welcome to the tea party!
Come join me an the hatter :3
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I love anything beautiful XD
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I'd much rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
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I love anything beautiful XD
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I'm stubborn as those garbage bags that Time cannot decay, I'm junk but I'm still holding up this little wild bouquet